Look at this Pickaxe PICKAXE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
According to Super Minecraft Kid , Terraria is a rip-off of Minecraft. This game is also a rip-off of Mario because it's in 2Dimensional. Its also a rip off of your mom because its so fucking fat. The creators of Terraria made this game just before Notch started development of Minecraft, working along side borrowing each other's ideas. They also put Undertale characters in it, but left them out because their game (terraria) is already so shitty The story is as follows:
You know what else if fucking 2D FUCKING MARIO and the wretched game known as Tetris
Story[]
The year is 30XX, Porky Minch was resurrected by three unknown peoples because nobody cares about them. Porky was planning to take over the world once more. You, the player, must collect gear, battle monsters, and defeat Porky Minch once and for all. How do you accomplish this? By walking right to the flag obviously!
why is it a rip off[]
Here are some reason why smk think terraria a bad game.
- PICKAXE
- A shitty ass sword
- Jumping
- Not as good as Minecraft because it's not 3D
- Getting Wood
- Stone
- The same exact spider from fucking Minecraft
- Stronghold
- Its smells bad
- Minecraft has 2 bosses
- Terarria has a lot of bosses
- Im trash at both games
- Ur mom gae
Characters[]
- Spider. The same one from Minecraft.
- Acorn. What does he do? FUCKING NOTHING!
- Old Man. Drowns himself.
- Skeleton Head. Kills you in one hit before you can battle the Ender Dragon. THAT'S FUCKING UNFAAAIR!!
- The Ender Dragon. You can never fight him because of the fucking skeleton head, but he most likely exists because this is a shitty-ass Minecraft rip-off.
Reception[]
Why would I want to buy Terraria if I HATE MARIO
Despite what Super Minecraft Kids Review of the Game Terraria remains the Highest rated game on Steam
(keep in mind that this page is completely irrelevant and should not be used as a baseline on how terraria is rated.)