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History Teacher
Mr
Mr. History Teacher
Vital statistics
Position Teacher
Age middle age
Status Fucking Dead
Physical attributes
Height 5'4
Weight 123 Pounds

The History teacher (real name Mr. Cisel) even though he's the main villain he is easily the coolest guy in the series, He constantly runs into Super Minecraft Kid and has to get him out of the way so he can grade all the papers in class. His husband Balloonz Boy holds him dear as well.

History

The History Teacher was born a black man in a white man's world, He had to face discrimination his whole life. He decided that he was going to prove to the world that he could do anything despite his race so he became a teacher. The History Teacher loves History so he became a history teacher for a school where he'd meet his worst enemy Super fucking Minecraft Kid or Michael. Michael would constantly disrupt the class to talk about Minecraft and Five Nights at Freddy's to the destane of the History Teacher. One day Michael failed so badly at his History Test he got an F (mostly because he didn't write anything down.) The History Teacher was very happy that day to give Michael a failing grade that he gloats about it later to himself unfortunately Michael just so happened to be there and stabs him. The History Teacher tries to stop him from killing him by telling him a lie about having a wife and kids (even though we all know he's gay.) However Michael kills him anyway. The History Teacher wakes up in hell and finds Balloonz Boy who helps him get out of hell and to kill Super Minecraft Kid. Unfortunately Balloonz Boy immediately gets killed by Michael and the History Teacher confuses his love for him because he's gay. The History Teacher destroys Michael's diamond sword by scribbling all over it. Chica then punches him in the face and he gets knocked out or dies or knows. He comes back to give Michael another failing grade and tells him that he wants to kill him but in order to not get arrested he has to kill im in Minecraft because if you die in Minecraft you die in real life. Do to his amazing skills the History Teacher grows an army of Minecraft and Five Nights at Freddy's haters working for him to kill Michael and all his subscribers. The final battle occurs and all the troops are killed leaving it to the History Teacher, Michael and Michael's fuck buddies Chica and Steve. The History Teacher pulls out a gun and kills Steve he then aims the gun at Michael and fires but Chica jumps in the way sacrificing herself for Super Minecraft Kid. This causes Michael to freak out and scream like he's never done before hacking and slashing at the History Teacher until he pulls out his intestines. The History Teacher died that day and everyone mourned. He died all because of a bratty little kid couldn't pay attention in class or actually study.

Deaths

Snapshot 17 (4-13-2016 4-20 PM)

The History teacher dies 2 times (Possibly 3) in Minecraft animated.

Killer Weapon Status
SMK Diamond Sword Went to hell then came back to life
Chica Fist not sure if he died but does come back episodes later
SMK Butter Sword Dead since his intestines came out.

Relationships

Super minecraft kid

The History Teacher hates SMK because his past experiences where SMK has assaulted him several times, and SMK is the overall main antagonist. He constantly gets in the way and interrupts class to talk about his affair fantasies with a robot chicken at a crappy restaurant he constantly goes to (which may or may not be a mental asylum). He also has been driven to smoke marijuana to drive away the insanity of SMK's existence.

Balloonz Boy

It didn't take long before The History Teacher confessed his love to Balloonz Boy. The met at a restaurant and had a remarkable similarity (which actually everyone shares), they hate Super fucking Minecraft kid.

Minecraft and FNAF haters

He is considered to be one of these just for the sake of hating SMK.

Chica, Steve,JWM321 and SMK's Subscribers

He hates them as they team up to run around raping ears with their nonsense.

Mario

He is a fan of Mario's dedicated games, from 1983 to 2016 (when he was murdered).

Wife and Kids.

He made them up so SMK wouldn't kill him, but it failed.

Trivia

  • He appears to have Minecraft, due to the fact that he can warp onto the Minecraft dimension.
  • He stated that he is gay and had a crush on Balloonz boy.
  • He is presumably a Five nights at Freddy's hater,since they fight by his side in the great war in episode 6.
  • It seems he also knows Bonzi buddy, as he took the history teacher's side, fighting Super minecraft kid directly before he was killed by a strike to the heart.
  • He makes a cameo in the second season on the news.
  • Literally the best human on the Earth.

Quotes

"Alright class, this is your- I am the history teacher and I am giving you back your tests."

"That's because you're an idiot, Michael."

"No I was in love with him because I'm fucking gay"

"If you die in Minecraft you die in real life."

"It's been a long time Michael."

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