stop hating on minecraft

Stop hating on minecraft

stop hating on minecraft is a video uploaded by Super Minecraft Kid in 2015. This particular video is one of his most passionate rants, evident in how he almost damages his voice from screaming so loud. Anyone who chooses to read the transcript below with the original video playing in the background should turn the volume down, especially with headphones on.

If the title did not make it clear, Michael gets fed up with people who make fun of Minecraft and its fanbase, and makes up reasons why it is a major staple in video game history. Some "innovations" he claims Minecraft pioneered are the first-person perspective, mod installation, and 3D graphics (because Michael believes Minecraft was made in the 1960s).

Transcript

[The computer, as if it was not broken enough, spazzes out and flickers constantly.]

I... [sigh] Wow. WOW! WOW! SO MANY HATERS, ON MINECRAFT! THERE ARE SO MANY MINECRAFT HATERS! I HATE THEM AAALL!!

[He misclicks on Realms instead of Multiplayer when trying to enter Mineplex.]

NO, I DON’T WANNA GO ON MINECRAFT REALMS! I WANNA GO TO FUCKING MINEPLEX! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M DONE NOT SWEARING!

[In reference to survival games 3, where he seemed physically incapable of containing his profanity, begrudgingly replacing words like “fuck” with “frick” or “freak”.]

I CAN’T CONTAIN THIS ANYMORE! I CAN’T CONTAIN MY HATREEED!! YOU GUYS ARE HATING ON ONE OF THE WORST- NO, FIRST! ONE OF THE FIRST GAMES! ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER MADE OF ALL TIME! AND YOU GUYS ARE HATING ON IT! IT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME EVER MADE! IT WAS THE MOST...FIRST GAME IN THE WORLD! IT WAS THE MOST 3D GAME IN THE WORLD! IT’S THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD WITH THE BEST FANBAAAAASE!!!

[panting]...

[A phone rings in the background.]

AAAH!!

[Cut.]

Okay, I’m back from answering a FUCKING phone call! And I just hate you all haters who think Minecraft’s a BAD FUCKING GAME! IT’S NOT A BAD FUCKING GAAAME!! I HATE ALL YOU HATERS!! WHY WOULD YOU HATE ON A GAME LIKE THIS?! PEOPLE WORKED SO HARD! NOTCH WORKED SO FUCKING HARD ON THIS ONE GAME! HE PUT HIS WHOLE LIFE INTO IT! AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST LIKE, “Minecraft is gay! Minecraft is gay! Minecraft is gaaaay!!” AAAAHH!! FUCK YOU, N****RS!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCKING N****RS FUCKING HATE ON THIS GAME!? IT INVENTED SO MANY THINGS THAT ARE GOOD WITH GAMING, LIKE THE FIRST-PERSON FUCKING PERSPECTIVE! OR MA- OR CODS [sic]! GET A MOD!

YOU GUYS SAY THAT MINECRAFT GETS BORING! IT NEVER GETS FUCKING BORING! IT NEVER GETS FUCKING BORING! Just look it up! BUY SOME FUCKING MODS! THERE’S FUCKING...GUNS MOD! YOU CAN GET GUNS MOD AND PRETEND LIKE IT’S FUCKING CALL OF DUTY! WHY CAN YOU JUST DO THAT!? OR GET A FUCKING MARIO MOD, AND PRETEND LIKE FUCKING MARIO, LIKE YOU’RE PLAYING FUCKING MARIO LIKE ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS PLAY!!!

[He ends the sentence with a harsh shriek, making him fatigued.]

I DON'T CARE...IF YOU GUYS...I don’t care! I don’t care! [panting] ...Please. [cough] Just give Minecraft a chance... [sigh]

I was searching up Minecraft videos, and I found this guy called I Hate Everything, and he did...“I Hate MINECRAFT!” AND I WATCHED IT, AND HE SAID THAT MINECRAFT ISN'T EVEN A GAME! YES IT FUCKING IIIIIS!! IT’S FUCKING GAY!! FUCK YOU I HATE EVERYTHING! I’M PUTTING YOU IN A VIDEO SOON, AND I HOPE YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT, BECAUSE THIS IS FOR YOU! ALL YOU N****RS ARE SAYING I’M FUCKING AUTISTIC! I’M NOT FUCKING AUTISTIC! I- WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE THAT?! FUCK YOOOU!!

[As he scrambles around one of the floating islands, he falls off the edge and screams.]

AAAAHHH!! [panting] That’s why I hate all you fucking hate all you fucking n****rs who fucking hate on fucking Minecraft, you fucking n****rs! Shut the fuck up! Nobody wants to fucking care about your Minecr- your Marios and your Smash Bros.! Nobody fucking cares! Shut the FACK UP!!